Artist Statement

Do you hate having to write your own artist statement? Generate your own artist statement for free, and if you don't like it, generate another one.

[ Artist Statement ]

Beck Song Maker

Ever marveled at the genius nonsense that is Beck's lyrics or wanted to be a master songwriter like Beck? Well now you can.Randomly generate a masterpiece of song lyrics that create as much (or more) sense as the original Beck songs they were pulled from.

(thanks Sev)

[ Beck Song Maker ]

Job Title Maker

Wouldn't it be nice that when someone asks you what you do for a living, you can say that you are an Atomic Banding Machine Charrer. With the Job Title Maker you can create your own position.

(thanks Sev)

[ Job Title Maker [

Petswitch

Petswitch puts your eyes and mouth on that of your pet. First, upload a picture of yourself. Then upload a picture of your pet, or choose one of the provided pet pictures. Click 'submit' and see the result. Here's a picture of a dog with my eyes and mouth.

[ Petswitch ]

Word Cloud

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. With the WordCloud Generator your pictures will be converted into individual, typographical images, which can be used as a personal gift or as the base for further graphics.

(thanks Stefan)

[ Word Cloud ]

Textcraft

Design your own logo or text for your website, blog, videos, screenshots, forum signature, artwork, Minecraft server, wallpaper, computer games etc.

(thanks Stephen)

[ Textcraft ]

Random Bumper Sticker

Generate a random bumper sticker.

(thanks Severenz)

[ Random Bumper Sticker ]

Perdition Slip

Do you pick your nose in your car? Have you ever forgotten to send your aunt a thank you card for the holiday sweater? Did you laugh when someone forwarded your frenemy's sexts to the whole school? Do you use the words 'frenemy' and 'sexts' without feeling a little bit cheap?

Alas, there's is a good chance you are on your way to Hell. But there's good news. Now you are eligible for a Perdition Slip. It's guaranteed to save your hide from the nine flaming rings of Hell. Simply fill it in, print it out, and pass it on to all your friends.

(thanks Mike)

[ Perdition Slip ]

Ambigram Creator

Ambigrams are inscriptions that can be read forward and upside-down. Make your own Ambigram Ring.

(thanks Ed)

[ Ambigram Creator ]

Klimt Yourself

Go on a journey through time to Vienna around 1900 and become Gustav Klimt's model.

(thanks Francesca)

[ Klimt Yourself ]

Valentine's Day Flowers.

The Valentine Flowers design is a pair of flowers in a field, opening in the sun. What's inside? You can put pictures inside ot some text. You decide.

(thanks Paul)

[ Valentine's Day Flowers ]

What Would You Look Like As A Superhero?

What would you look like as a superhero? Take a 10-questions test, and grab your unique hero out of over 100,000 possible images! This is how I would like as a superhero.

(thanks Philipp Lenssen)

[ What Would You Look Like As A Superhero? ]

History Cats.

As your cat snoozes serenely by the fire, have you ever wondered who its ancestors were and what they did in their lifetimes? Have you ever wondered what your cat's family tree looks like? At History Cats you can quickly find your cat's ancestors. Just enter your cat's details and click search. History Cats will trawl your cat's historical records and identify one of its ancestors.

(thanks Andy)

[ History Cats ]

Password Creator.

An easy way to create a new password.

(thanks Laurent)

[ Password Creator ]

Gift Box.

The Gift Box is a box full of hearts. Place photos or a message on two special hearts that fly together.

(thanks Paul)

[ Gift Box ]

Android Phone Name.

I called mine the LG Hero Plus.

[ Android Phone Name ]

Signature Generator.

Use this simple form to create a custom signature image to sign your blog posts as your own with the style that best reflects who you are as a person and a writer.

(thanks Vijay)

[ Signature Generator ]

Jesufy Yourself.

Christmas trees, gifts, family, excessive eating are not the essence of Christmas. The essence of Christmas is Jesus. So this Christmas Cowboys & Indians offers you the possibility to Jesufy yourself.

(thanks Chris)

[ Jesufy Yourself ]

Adam Sandler Movie.

Make your own Adam Sandler movie.

(thanks Lars)

[ Adam Sandler Movie ]

Cupcake Lorem Ipsum.

Cupcake Lorem Ipsum

Are you tired of how boring Lorem Ipsum got? How about using auto-generated text that will actually make people love your project even more? Cupcake Ipsum is a sugar-coated Lorem Ipsum generator.

[ Cupcake Lorem Ipsum ]

Saint's Name.

You can use the Saint's Name Generator to choose a saint at random for a cause or time period, or simply to get to know new saints.

[ Saint's Name ]

Get Yourself Warholized.

Transform your pictures to make them look like an Original Pop Art Painting in 3 simple steps.

(via No Subscription Required)

[ Get Yourself Warholized ]

Death Scenario.

Your death is a gamble, your life, random assemblages of stories, your end, vaguely framed by specifics.

(thanks Jason)

[ Death Scenario ]

Organic Ipsum.

Organic Ipsum is a new kind of placeholder text generator. It takes the thematic side of text generators to the next level.

(thanks Allen)

[ Organic Ipsum ]

Idea Generator

This idea generator is a funky little doodad that will train your brain to be more creative. Generate random words and images then use them in a variety of activities to help your creativity flow. Move the items around, resize them, refresh them and let it guide your mind as it wonders.

(thanks Ryan)

[ Idea Generator ]

Benny Hill Yourself.

Before there was Saturday Night Live, before there was Monty Python, there was the original comedic genius Benny Hill. Now you can get a little cheeky with 'Benny Hill Yourself' and be the merry master of mirth. You can upload your photo strait into one of Benny Hill's hilarious sketches.

(thanks Dana)

[ Benny Hill Yourself ]

Fake iPhone Text.

With iFakeText you can create a fake iPhone text message screenshot. The screenshot is customizable, and you can even choose your carrier network.

(via 2Dolphins)

[ Fake iPhone Text ]

Orange County Chopper Builder.

Build your own chopper at Orange County Choppers. Start with a rolling chassis, then add wheels, a tank, a fender set, an exhaust system, and handle bars. Give the bike a paint job and pick a background. Here's the chopper I created.

(thanks Francesca)

[ Orange County Chopper Builder ]

Hipster Ipsum.

An artisanal filler text for your site or project.

[ Hipster Ipsum ]

Text-Image Generator.

By using the Text-Image Generator you can easily create your individual text art image. Unlike other ASCII and text converters the content of an image is represented by different letter scaling. The text to be used is up to you. Depending on your needs, the photos can be converted images with two or more colors. This web application is optimized for large images to print them out later.

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(thanks Stefan)

[ Text-Image Generator ]

Avatar Portraits.

Turn your Twitter avatar into some generative canvas magic with Avatar Portraits, created by Kent Brewster. Avatar Portraits collects color values and positions, and starts drawing circles with random sizes and tiny random offsets from where each color sample was taken.

It runs for about 20 seconds, long enough to develop most of what you're going to get, while leaving some of the interesting batik/pastel texture intact. Enter your Twitter nickname down there where you see kentbrew.

[ Avatar Portraits ]

Shark Yourself.

It's Shark Week on Discovery. With Shark Yourself you can upload a photo of yourself (or anyone else) and then add eyes, mouth, fins, and skin to become a shark.

(thanks Cora)

[ Shark Yourself ]

Smurf Yourself.

Select a Smurf. Dress it up, make it talk and share it on Facebook or Twitter. You can also get an embed code to show your Smurf on your site.

(thanks Cora)

[ Smurf Yourself ]

Skull Yourself.

Whether you're pig-headed, a queer fellow or a puddinghead, now you can create your own skull. Upload a photo, make it fit, place some markers and get yourself a wicked skull without a headache. Here's my skull.

(via No Subscription Required)

[ Skull Yourself ]

Kitten Faces.

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With Kitten Faces you can upload an image and by way of face recognition all the faces of people who are facing the camera will turn into faces of kittens. It isn't perfect and it sometimes doesn't detect a face.

(thanks Sebastian)

[ Kitten Faces ]